Life As I See It

Questions?   Stephanie. 21. Art student.

parents:okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock:11:01
me:they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
— 5 hours ago with 281352 notes

falseparsley:

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

Honestly though

(via jacobdoestheastralplane)

— 5 hours ago with 519801 notes

wensdae:

witchyredhead:

It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.

I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.

#me

(Source: darlingdukeofsuffolk)

— 5 hours ago with 30708 notes

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person:I like both!
Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person:whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
— 5 hours ago with 87690 notes

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via pizza)

— 5 hours ago with 255616 notes

Pretty sure two cysts popped tonight.

Now I’m high on pain meds.

— 16 hours ago
Daddy:what do you want for your birthday?
Me:no more dumb questions
Daddy:you're hard to shop for.
— 2 days ago
#save me 

cosetthoughts:

I wanna get married and have kids. I want to skip past all the stress and just be with the one I love.

— 2 days ago with 2 notes

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(Source: thrillsurfer, via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 677777 notes

My parents sense of humor make me want to commit murder.

— 2 days ago with 1 note

hellacatholic:

my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.

(via dookie-flakes)

— 2 days ago with 94419 notes

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile, via pizza)

— 2 days ago with 234121 notes
blazed-fairy asked: It'll be over soon it's just one day. I know I live every year dreading X-mas with my family xP (I live in the dorms so I have to go home for all of winter break and then at the end BIG family gathering its horrid) but like I said it'll be over soon.


Answer:

I know it will be. I live close enough to my hometown that I only have to go for day trips. But it’s so awful. They all try acting like they care for one day then I don’t hear from them for months on end. It’s bullshit. If I could go without it. I would.

— 2 days ago

Ugh. They started asking questions.

Make it stoppppppppp.

— 2 days ago